The Venomous Swan

The Venomous Swan My name is Jane. I like art, archery, horror flicks, and vidya games.

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drunkcle:

Nude models really have to trust the photographer. And some photographers really have to trust the model.
by David Levine

Jesus, woman. Your stance is so far off that if you actually shot that thing you’d take a tit off. LITERALLY. That is, of course, if you can even draw the bow-string back far enough; STOP FUCKING CHICKEN-WINGING. FUCK. Your arrow isn’t even in the arrow-rest properly! It’s hovering and you’re pinching it! Girlfriend, what is with your grip? Why are you tilting your bow? That’s a fucking recurve! AAAAGH! If you were to shoot that thing the arrow would go completely fuck-ball wild and hit some random dude out in the parking lot. FUCK. STRAIGHTEN YOUR DAMN FEET. …Also, your bow is a cheap piece of shit.  

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drunkcle:

Nude models really have to trust the photographer. And some photographers really have to trust the model.

by David Levine

Jesus, woman. Your stance is so far off that if you actually shot that thing you’d take a tit off. LITERALLY. That is, of course, if you can even draw the bow-string back far enough; STOP FUCKING CHICKEN-WINGING. FUCK. Your arrow isn’t even in the arrow-rest properly! It’s hovering and you’re pinching it! Girlfriend, what is with your grip? Why are you tilting your bow? That’s a fucking recurve! AAAAGH! If you were to shoot that thing the arrow would go completely fuck-ball wild and hit some random dude out in the parking lot. FUCK. STRAIGHTEN YOUR DAMN FEET. 

…Also, your bow is a cheap piece of shit.  

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